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SynicalSatire's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 29 (From
8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 290 Points
Castle Crashing the Beard
Whiskered Away
Unlocked 9/11/09
5 Points Level Up once.
5 Points Level Up once.
Fabulous!
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image
25 Points
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Crush the Castle: PP
Castle Hater
Unlocked 11/15/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher
Unlocked 11/15/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher
10 Points
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer
10 Points
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher
10 Points
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles
50 Points
Crush all castles
Gold Medalist
100 Points
Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/285 points)
Dadgame
Guardians
Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz
Unlocked 9/5/09
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit
Unlocked 9/2/09
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide
25 Points
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death
50 Points
Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger
50 Points
Defeat Phantom
Presto!
50 Points
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender
50 Points
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer
100 Points
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)
Deliver That Fulp
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Medals Earned: 4/13 (40/155 points)
Portal Defenders
Big Fuzzy Hug
Unlocked 3/6/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood
Unlocked 3/6/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man
Unlocked 3/6/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez!
25 Points
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
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Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/540 points)
Seed of Destruction
Infertility
Unlocked 5/24/09
5 Points Get a game over.
5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space
Unlocked 5/24/09
5 Points Pause the game.
5 Points Pause the game.
Backfire
Unlocked 5/24/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show
10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
I am Illiterate
Mega Combo
10 Points
Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide
Unlocked 5/24/09
10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
I am Literate
Unlocked 5/24/09
0 Points
Spend more than 12 seconds on the first tutorial.
Looking for a Challenge
25 Points
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm
50 Points
Beat story mode.
Evasivivity
50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation
50 Points
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction
100 Points
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 5/16 (30/425 points)
Spewer
Burp
5 Points
Complete the first chapter.
Airhead
10 Points
Complete the second chapter.
Architect
Unlocked 5/12/09
10 Points Complete a level made in the map editor.
10 Points Complete a level made in the map editor.
Rocket Sauce
10 Points
Complete the third chapter.
Gishy
25 Points
Complete the fourth chapter.
Conclusion
50 Points
Complete the final chapter.
Perfectionist
100 Points
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/210 points)
Thing-Thing Arena 3
Can't wait for it
Unlocked 3/17/09
5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution
Unlocked 3/15/09
5 Points Perform an execution
5 Points Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition
Unlocked 3/20/09
10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated
Unlocked 3/18/09
10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Beretta
10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Buckshot Firestorm
10 Points
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love
10 Points
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD
Unlocked 3/20/09
10 Points 100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
10 Points 100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger!
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead!
10 Points
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Variety Kill
Unlocked 3/18/09
10 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
10 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
You can shoot them too
Unlocked 3/17/09
10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir
Unlocked 3/18/09
25 Points 100 Kills with the Thompson
25 Points 100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage
25 Points
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality
25 Points
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator
25 Points
150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky?
Unlocked 3/21/09
25 Points 100 Kills with the magnum
25 Points 100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista
Unlocked 3/18/09
25 Points 100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
25 Points 100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Lead Pipe Ninja
25 Points
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Misanthropist
Unlocked 3/18/09
25 Points 150 Kills in a match
25 Points 150 Kills in a match
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight
25 Points
100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare
25 Points
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper
25 Points
100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all
25 Points
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers
50 Points
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 11/26 (160/500 points)